Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Tak tahu apa nak cerita

Cerita Seorang Isteri
Suami: Kenapa Sayang menangis?
Isteri : Saya telah baca sebuah buku. Sad endinglah bang..
Suami : Buku apa?
Isteri : Buku bank abanglah..

Cerita Seorang Guru
Seorang guru yang baru mengajar cuba mempraktikan kursus pisikologi yang dipelajarinya
Dia memulakan kelas dengan berkata. "sesiapa yang merasakan dirinya bodoh, silakan berdiri"
Selepas beberapa lama siAiman pun berdiri
Guru itu pun berkata. "apakah awak fikir diri awak bodoh, Aiman"
"Tidak cikgu, dia berkata, tapi saya kesian tengok cikgu berdiri sorang2 kat depan tu"

Cerita seorang Engineer Vs manager
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man below says, “Yes. You are in a hot air balloon, hovering approximately 30 feet above this field. You are between 40 and 42 degrees North latitude, and between 58 and 60 degrees West longitude.”
“You must be an engineer,” says the balloonist.
“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I am still lost.”
The man below says, “You must be a manager.”
“I am,” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you are going. You have made a promise which you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. The fact is you are in the exact same position you were in before we met, but now it is somehow my fault.”

6 comments:

AZANI said...

satu tu aku dah baca yang lain macam ori je.

pB said...

macam macam

ONDAK OMPUN said...

Hahaha.. Okey untuk hilangkan pening commssioning ini...
Disini aku seakan terhenti di detik ini. Yang mana sememang selamanya berhenti. Maka yang hadir hanya secebis senyuman.

GigiPalsu said...

Nasib baik aku tak berdiri...hahaha

Zaki said...
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Zaki said...

Chif,
semuanya cetak rompak


pB,
macam macam aznil


Ondak,
Tak habis lagike commissioning, jangan stress sangat dengan kerja bro.


Zam,
sebab kau bukan cikgu...