Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Terpinggir

Sedang aku perlahan2 menolak troli mengikut belakang isteriku yang gemar sangat meronda2 dalam pasaraya ni, aku perasan sesuatu yang agak ganjil, kenapa ubat gigi ni berada kat tempat gula dan roti. Biasanya kalau ubat gigi mestilah ditempat barangan mandian.....satu baris penuh dengan ubat gigi, syampu dan barang2 lain yang berkaitan dengannya.

Aku tilik lagi.....ini ubat gigi xxxmin, keluaran bumiputra. Mungkin salah letak kot. Aku peranti lak sekeliling tempat itu, eh ada gak sampoo kat sini, ada air minuman, ada jem, ada makanan ringan, ada kicap, ada product kesihatan.....semuanya dikumpulkan disatu barisan disuatu sudut yang terpencil, dan semua barang2 yang dicampuraduk kan ini adalah keluaran bumiputra.

Kalau orng nak beli ubat gigi, pasti tak jumpa ubat gigi xxxmin ni, kalau org nak beli air minuman, pasti tak jumpa air xxxria ni (walaupun dah selalu keluar iklan kat TV).

Beginilah agaknya nasib pengusaha dan peniaga bangsa aku, dahlah nak masukkan barangan kat pasaraya2 besar macamni sikit punya susah......dah dapat masuk dipinggirkan pulak.

Sekarang barangan kita yang terpinggir, suatu hari nanti kita pulak mungkin terpinggir dinegara kita sendiri.







Tuesday, October 13, 2009

SLOW DEATH

RED BULL = SLOW DEATH

Do NOT drink this drink anymore!!
Pay attention ; read it all

The liquid, based on a formula that contained caffeine and taurine, caused a rage in that country. Imagine the grand success of this drink in Europe where the product still did not exist, besides it was a superb opportunity to become an entrepreneur.

BUT THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS DRINK IS ANOTHER THING:

FRANCE and DENMARK have just prohibited it as a cocktail of death, due to its vitamin components mixed with GLUCURONOLACTONE' , a highly dangerous chemical, which was developed by the United States Department of Defense during the sixties to stimulate the moral of the troops based in VIETNAM, which acted like a hallucinogenic drug that calmed the stress of the war.

But their effects in the organism were so devastating, that it was
discontinued, because of the high index of cases of migraines,
cerebral tumors and diseases of the liver that was evident in the
soldiers who consumed it.

And in spite of it, in the can of RED BULL you can still find as one of its components: GLUCURONOLACTONE, categorized medically as a stimulant. But what it does not say on the can of ,RED BULL are the consequences of its consumption, and that has forced us to place a series of WARNINGS:

1. It is dangerous to take it if you do not engage in physical
exercise afterwards, since its energizing function accelerates the
heart rate and can cause a sudden attack.

2. You run the risk of undergoing a cerebral hemorrhage, because RED BULL contains components that dilute the blood so that the heart utilizes less energy to pump the blood, and thus be able to deliver physical force with less effort being exerted.

3. It is prohibited to mix RED BULL with alcohol, because the mixture turns the drink into a " Deadly Bomb " that attacks the liver
directly, causing the affected area never to regenerate anymore.

4. One of the main components of RED BULL is the B12 vitamin, used in medicine to recover patients who are in a coma; from here the hypertension and the state of excitement which is experienced after taking it, as if you were in a drunken state.

5. The regular consumption of RED BULL triggers off symptoms in the form of a series of irreversible nervous and neuronal diseases.

CONCLUSION: It is a drink that should be prohibited in the entire
world as when it is mixed with alcohol it creates a TIME BOMB for the human body, mainly between innocent adolescents and adults with little experience.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Tukar duit raya


Kata kawan aku, brother ni pergi kedai tu nak tukar duit raya...
nak caya ke tak
tapi aku rasa betullah
tengok dari pakaiannya tu......