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First Name: Ah Beng
Family Name: Ah Too, Ah Niu, Ah Kow, Ah Xiong, next year add Ah Hwey
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sony
IC Number: which one? 0 until 9 also got
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: N95
Address: I am boy boy, my sister got more dress
City : Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: Singapore or Malaysia also can
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Starbucks, Cybercafe not so good but the waitress dress hotter
Education Background: Haha you trick me ar? Playground got.
Working experience: Last time sell pirated VCD
Father's name: Lau Pek
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Lau Boh
Mother's IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: My sister pregnant also you pay ar
When can start work: I work long time already
Highest qualification: Ya, the kuali hang up at the window
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: My college all like to sit in pantry and gossip
Signature: Can I use thumb?