Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Terpinggir

Sedang aku perlahan2 menolak troli mengikut belakang isteriku yang gemar sangat meronda2 dalam pasaraya ni, aku perasan sesuatu yang agak ganjil, kenapa ubat gigi ni berada kat tempat gula dan roti. Biasanya kalau ubat gigi mestilah ditempat barangan mandian.....satu baris penuh dengan ubat gigi, syampu dan barang2 lain yang berkaitan dengannya.

Aku tilik lagi.....ini ubat gigi xxxmin, keluaran bumiputra. Mungkin salah letak kot. Aku peranti lak sekeliling tempat itu, eh ada gak sampoo kat sini, ada air minuman, ada jem, ada makanan ringan, ada kicap, ada product kesihatan.....semuanya dikumpulkan disatu barisan disuatu sudut yang terpencil, dan semua barang2 yang dicampuraduk kan ini adalah keluaran bumiputra.

Kalau orng nak beli ubat gigi, pasti tak jumpa ubat gigi xxxmin ni, kalau org nak beli air minuman, pasti tak jumpa air xxxria ni (walaupun dah selalu keluar iklan kat TV).

Beginilah agaknya nasib pengusaha dan peniaga bangsa aku, dahlah nak masukkan barangan kat pasaraya2 besar macamni sikit punya susah......dah dapat masuk dipinggirkan pulak.

Sekarang barangan kita yang terpinggir, suatu hari nanti kita pulak mungkin terpinggir dinegara kita sendiri.







Tuesday, October 13, 2009

SLOW DEATH

RED BULL = SLOW DEATH

Do NOT drink this drink anymore!!
Pay attention ; read it all

The liquid, based on a formula that contained caffeine and taurine, caused a rage in that country. Imagine the grand success of this drink in Europe where the product still did not exist, besides it was a superb opportunity to become an entrepreneur.

BUT THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS DRINK IS ANOTHER THING:

FRANCE and DENMARK have just prohibited it as a cocktail of death, due to its vitamin components mixed with GLUCURONOLACTONE' , a highly dangerous chemical, which was developed by the United States Department of Defense during the sixties to stimulate the moral of the troops based in VIETNAM, which acted like a hallucinogenic drug that calmed the stress of the war.

But their effects in the organism were so devastating, that it was
discontinued, because of the high index of cases of migraines,
cerebral tumors and diseases of the liver that was evident in the
soldiers who consumed it.

And in spite of it, in the can of RED BULL you can still find as one of its components: GLUCURONOLACTONE, categorized medically as a stimulant. But what it does not say on the can of ,RED BULL are the consequences of its consumption, and that has forced us to place a series of WARNINGS:

1. It is dangerous to take it if you do not engage in physical
exercise afterwards, since its energizing function accelerates the
heart rate and can cause a sudden attack.

2. You run the risk of undergoing a cerebral hemorrhage, because RED BULL contains components that dilute the blood so that the heart utilizes less energy to pump the blood, and thus be able to deliver physical force with less effort being exerted.

3. It is prohibited to mix RED BULL with alcohol, because the mixture turns the drink into a " Deadly Bomb " that attacks the liver
directly, causing the affected area never to regenerate anymore.

4. One of the main components of RED BULL is the B12 vitamin, used in medicine to recover patients who are in a coma; from here the hypertension and the state of excitement which is experienced after taking it, as if you were in a drunken state.

5. The regular consumption of RED BULL triggers off symptoms in the form of a series of irreversible nervous and neuronal diseases.

CONCLUSION: It is a drink that should be prohibited in the entire
world as when it is mixed with alcohol it creates a TIME BOMB for the human body, mainly between innocent adolescents and adults with little experience.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Tukar duit raya


Kata kawan aku, brother ni pergi kedai tu nak tukar duit raya...
nak caya ke tak
tapi aku rasa betullah
tengok dari pakaiannya tu......

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Rumah terbuka lagi

Kali ini rumah terbuka kat kampung aku dikelantan. Lokasinya kat rumah aku lah. Rumah aku ni belum siap lagi, pintu dan sliding door belum pun dipasang lagi, jadi memang sentiasa ter'buka' luas lah.......








ni pulak anak sulung aku aizat......tak de kena mengena dengan rumah terbuka, cuma aku nak ucapkan selamat hari lahir untuknya yang menyambut hari lahir yang ke16 hari ini.
Semoga hidupnya sentiasa diberkati dan dirahmati oleh Allah dunia dan akhirat......amin.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Rumah Terbuka


aku telah membuka pintu rumah aku bermula hari ini untuk kunjungan kawan2, sesiapa yang sudi tu sila2kan lah.......tapi sebelum datang tu call2 lah, kalau tak makan kerepek kering je lah.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

RM50 dan RM1

DuitRM1 telah bertemu dengan RM 50

dan bertanya:

"Oiit, lama tak nampak, mana ko pergi?"
RM Limapuluh menjawab " Aku pergi merata tempat. Pergi stadium tgk bola,
Naik STAR Cruise, gi KK naik AirAsia, lepak One Utama, Sunway Piramid,
Konsert AF,
M'sian Idol.. tempat2 cam tuh lah. Eh, ko camner lak?"

Duit singgit menjawab perlahan seraya menunduk,

"Hmm..biasa lah.. Balik-balik tempat yg
sama.............,'TABUNG....,SURAU....,MASJID.......,TABUNG....,SURAU.........
MASJID"

FIKIR2KANLAH

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Pantun Raya

Kelantan...

Make ikke cicoh budu
Jange lupo tamboh satar
Kelik rayo toksir laju
Nanti rayo dale sepita

Terengganu.. .

Makang ubi jamang jepong
Makang kepok cicah cuke
Bulang pose mung bengong
Bulang raye mung gile

Pahang...


Sepadan Pahang ada kasino
Nasi dagang ikan patin
Jange mu masam muko
Raya makan rendang sadin

Johor...

Cegitu cegini awak suke
Awak suke kite tak suke
Esok luse hari raye
Sama-sama bersuke rie

Melaka...

Hawau kau berak merate
Kaki bengkak ulau patok
Kalu balik naik kerete
Jangan pandu kalau ngantok

N. Sembilan...

Masak lomak cili api
Campo dongan! daun turi
Hari rayo kolumpo sopi
Tinggal penyamun dongan pencuri
(org kolumpo jgn kocik ati!!)

Selangor/K.Lumpur. ..

Wa cakap lu wa tak tau
Tapi wa tipu sama lu
Raya jangan buat tak tau
Angpau ada bagi gua dulu

Perak...

Gulai tempoyak ikan mayong
Deroyan busok tebok tupai
Pandu hemat ingat kampong
Asal teman selamat sampai

Kedah...

Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq
Lapaq perut makan pau
Macam mana tak ketaq
Kena paksa bagi angpau

Penang...

Nasi kandaq kedai mamak
Anak mami juai pesemboq
Lepas raya usah dok triak
Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq

Perlis...

Padang besaq kecik aja
Tempat siam lalu lalang
Hari raya kita berbelanja
Jangan sampai menambah utang

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sahrizan@calsonicci.com.my